For the most part I give alternative medicine a free pass since the company I keep generally doesn’t buy into the whole scene. I almost bit the head off some very nice Americans on Turtle Island when they started blathering on about it but the cocktails and amazing food kept the raging skeptic in me at bay. More recently however the alt-med nonsense has been creeping back into my life, and I can’t say that I’m willing to give it the calm disdain I had for it previously.

My sister in-law recently went and saw someone recommended to her by a friend. They didn’t state at the start what qualifications they had nor what kind of practitioner they were. After asking some general questions about health she was then subjected to something that was akin to the Scientology’s e-meter, in essence a gussied up resistance meter. The practitioner touched the device to various parts of her hand which made the meter jump and make some kind of “woooooooo” noise when it did. She then moved pegs on a board labelled with the internal organs. Apparently this was done to judge the health of her said organs. For about an hour of this she was charged the princely sum of $200, told to take some herbal concoction she mixed up and avoid any grains.  I had to laugh because otherwise I would’ve been tracking that person down and throwing science at them until they relented.

As far as I can tell this was some off-shoot of Electrodermal Screening, something I had quite a bit of trouble tracking down. Needless to say it’s impossible to diagnose someone’s health by measuring the resistance of the skin on your hand and as she was explaining it to me you could see she was realising that she’d basically been conned. However she still went on to explain it to everyone else and regurgitated what the practitioner had told her despite my advice that she should disregard everything that she had been told.

I can understand the reasons why though, when you figure out you’ve been conned there’s a certain amount of social stigma attached to it. Admitting that to your peers only serves to weaken your image amongst them, even more so when you’ve parted with your hard earned cash. Still it’s this kind of social behaviour that the alt-med practitioners prey upon in order to keep themselves in business. Sure the fair majority of them actually believe that they’re helping but that doesn’t detract from the fact that they are in fact scamming people. Wilful ignorance is not a defense in my eyes.

It probably doesn’t help that the majorit of my family-in-law had a healthy distrust for doctors. I wish I could say this was rare to but it seems that no matter who you talk to they can rattle off a bad experience with a doctor, which gives undue credit towards these alt med whackos. Sure they make mistakes but do you really want to put your health in the hands of someone who’s whole profession is based around heresay and conjecture or someone who’s spent the better part of a decade in training backed up by decades of science? It seems that we’re all to willing to throw that all out the window in the hopes that the person with the magic beans has the solution.

I’m a keen believer in that if I need information in a field that I’m not (or can’t become in a reasonable amount a time) an expert in I should delegate to the experts. My health is one of those fields and so far the expert advice of eat healthy, exercise and keep everything in moderation has served me pretty well. Sure I might begrudge having to go to the doctor when I’ve got the flu in order to get a piece of paper telling me I have the flu to get out of work, but I can appreciate the work they do. Otherwise I’d have to train myself to be a doctor and I really don’t have 10 years to spare right about now 🙂

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David Klemke

David is an avid gamer and technology enthusiast in Australia. He got his first taste for both of those passions when his father, a radio engineer from the University of Melbourne, gave him an old DOS box to play games on.

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